Surfers living inland, or anyone who’s ever eyeballed their city’s river wishing they could use it to get around stalled traffic, could make their waveless surfing dreams come true with a self-propelled electric wakeboard. Developed by Swedish water sport company Radinn, the board is controlled via a wireless handheld remote and can zoom along the surface of the water at up to 30 miles per hour.

Jet-propelled by lightweight lithium batteries, the board is small enough to carry and has a carbon fiber body. It’s compatible with standard wakeboard bindings. Radinn created several generations of prototypes, testing and refining the design to prep it for production of the first batch of pre-orders this winter.

That means you can take it virtually anywhere, freeing the sport of surfing beyond the confines of beaches that get good waves. The electric wakeboard takes urban surfing even further than artificial waves in places like Munich’s English Garden, making it possible to cruise along virtually any body of water.

Boats are boring, right? Except for a motor and some advanced GPS, the basic appearance has remained unchanged for what seems like forever. This couldn’t be more wrong. Here are 29 reasons why.

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Some modern watercraft look like they came straight out of a strange fever dream. Put together out of a discarded jetliner, or carefully crafted out of fine wood (but in the shape of a car), these craft do more than break the mold… they shatter it!

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Boats on stilts look more like giant water striders than marine equipment. This design is surprisingly efficient at a certain scale. It is not nearly as efficient when it’s brought down to the size of a personal watercraft, however…

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Seeing under the water no longer requires a scuba suit and diving lessons. A see-through kayak can do the trick, or if money isn’t an object, why not try out one of the most unique watercraft around – a semi submersible that remains partly underwater for the duration of the journey.

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These sailors have got to be joking, right? These boats take pre-conceived notions of good boat design and spit on them. Who can honestly say they wouldn’t want to ride around a lake in a giant hotdog, or literally zip through the waves on a giant zipper?

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Ever wanted to swim like a dolphin? Believe it or not, this is now possible. The Innespace watercraft can leap out of the waves with surprising agility and cuts through the water with unmatched ease.

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Boats can fly. Really, they can. Whoever decided to hook up a glider with a lightweight inflatable raft was a fun genius. There can be few things less surreal and enjoyable than cruising at low altitudes over a gorgeous lake.

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Personal watercraft don’t have to break the bank! They can be made on the cheap. If a rental sounds more reasonable, try out one of the wacky watercraft available. Low weight, high speed, and a lot of fun!

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Cruising for chicks takes on a new meaning when one literally drives into the water to do it. What could be more cool than riding a car in (or under) the water?

First there was the guitar boat, the wooden Ferrari boat and the ‘spider that ate San Francisco’. Now come 12 even cooler and crazier watercraft designs and concepts from super-high-tech water-cleaning ‘whales’ to the lowest of the low tech – duct tape and pumpkins. Perhaps not all of these awesome boat, hydrofoil and jet ski designs hold water, but they’re definitely interesting eye candy.

Flying Sailboat/Airplane

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Like a massive dragonfly, ‘Sailing Aircraft’ by Yelken Octuri can glide through the air and then land on the surface of the water. But unlike dragonflies, this theoretical water/aircraft can then upturn its wings to catch the wind and sail. Commissioned by a captain, the design can fit four passengers and even has two lateral panels that can flip over to become pontoons.

Amphibious Whale-Shaped River Cleaner

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From the same designer that brought us the awe-inspiring Lilypad design for a nature-inspired, eco-friendly floating city comes ‘Physalia’, an amphibious self-sufficient vessel that takes its shape from whales and actually cleans the water as it ‘swims’. Designer Vincent Callebaut imagines it floating through the world’s rivers eliminating pollution and providing more clean water to drink. The inside is filed with gardens, and the ship is covered with a green roof as well as thin-film solar panels.

Solar Boat

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While the Physalia may be many decades from actual construction, another solar-powered boat is almost ready to launch. PlanetSolar is the world’s largest solar-powered watercraft at 31 meters long and was set to take a trip around the world in April 2010, which was delayed – but in September, the boat did make it from Germany to Spain and will undergo further testing in Barcelona.

Solar Bicycle Boat

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When it’s sunny, you could take this solar-powered boat on a silent, pollution-free joyride, pausing to lounge on the deck and jump into the water. But if you find yourself out to sea on a cloudy day, you’re not stuck: you can just pedal back. The design eliminates the costly fuel needed to keep most modern-day boats running, though solar panels will have to get quite a bit more powerful before this design is really viable.

Dolphin Hydrofoil

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If you’ve ever wished your jet ski had wings so you could catch some air and go even faster, this is basically what you’ve been looking for: the ‘Dolphin Hydrofoil’, a personal watercraft that lets you jump out of the water just like its namesake. Since the hull is off the water when in motion, you can make banked turns at high speeds. So far it’s just a concept by Nikko Van Stolk, but a very cool one.

Kite-Powered Watercraft

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Imagine gliding over – and under – the surface of the sea on what looks like a futuristic jet ski, only without the fuel. The Nereus is a kite-powered watercraft concept that lets you dive under the water at will, pulled back up by the wind. No word on just how windy it has to be in order to pull you at the claimed ‘high speeds’, but it sure sounds fun.

Zipper Boat

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When Japanese artist Yasuhiro Suzuki looks at the wake behind a boat, he thinks of a zipper – which is why he chose such an unusual shape for his own watercraft, the Zipper Motorboat.  It’s certainly unlike anything else on the water, seemingly unzipping the ocean as it cruises.

Duct Tape Boat

Who else but the Mythbusters can you count on to determine whether duct tape is actually durable enough to use as the main material for a boat? Adam and Jamie used 690 square feet of duct tape to create the hull and sail of ‘Stuck on You’, which they then sailed out in the San Francisco Bay. It worked well enough for a while – and when they sprung a leak, they repaired it with more duct tape.

Pykrete Boat

On their own, the two materials used to create pykrete – water and sawdust – are the last things you’d ever consider using to build a boat. But when you freeze sawdust and wood pulp in a 14%/86% mixture, it becomes a literally bulletproof material that is stronger than ice. The Mythbusters built a pykrete boat that actually managed to float and withstood speeds of about 23 miles per hour, but it quickly sprang leaks and melted, earning a “plausible but ludicrous” conclusion to the myth.

Paper Boat

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If waxed paper can hold in liquids like milk, why can’t it be used to float on water? That’s what artist Frank Boelter asked himself one morning over breakfast while looking at a carton of milk, and this is what resulted. The 30-foot boot, which weighed only 55 pounds and took just two hours to construct, is made from ‘Tetrapak’ material and was expected to last 40 days on the water before disintegrating.

Model Kit Boat

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Artist Michael Johansson created a life-size ‘model boat kit’ from a real dinghy, boat equipment and a welded metal frame. “The real boat is transformed into a model of itself, and its original purpose has given way to something else,” says Johansson.

Pumpkin Boat

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You might think that JR Hildebrandt was awfully disappointed when he asked his fairy godmother for a new boat and got this instead. But Hildebrandt made this curious canoe from a 760-pound pumpkin and spent 8 days rowing in it to raise money for charity. It’s about as low-tech as watercraft gets, but surprisingly, giant pumpkins serve as relatively stable boats – there’s even a Giant Pumpkin Boat Race every year in the town of Ludwigsburg, Germany.