Agony & Ivory: 12 Not So Grand Abandoned Pianos

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88 keys and nothin’ on… except dust, dirt & decay. These 12 abandoned pianos may irk music lovers but cheer those who live life slightly out of tune.

New York Minuet

abandoned piano East River(image via: James and Karla Murray Photography) OK, so abandoning pianos is a thing now. Take the East River Piano, a now-silent Mason & Hamlin found wallowing (when the tide’s in) and waterlogged on the Manhattan side of the river, under the Brooklyn Bridge. It couldn’t have been easy to lug the 300-lb behemoth down to the riverside but someone (probably with a little help) did just that sometime towards the end of May, 2014. abandoned piano East River NYC(images via: Canoe.ca/REUTERS/Carlo Allegri) Photographer Carlos Chiossone told NBC 4 New York he was out for a walk and noticed a photo shoot taking place on and around the piano. “But then they left,” said Chiossone, “and the piano is still there.” Who will remove the #EastRiverPiano and when? The City Parks Department issued a short statement saying the beach is not under their jurisdiction, or in the words of the late Freddy Prinze, “It’s not my job, man.”

Piano Tree Oh

abandoned piano tree Mifflin(image via: WeirdWood) Artist Jeff Mifflin’s Piano Tree was a so-called “living installation” set in a forested area just off the Disc Golf Course at California State University in Monterey Bay. Mifflin took an old stage piano and after some judicious sawing, made it appear an ancient tree was growing out of the old upright’s heart. The tree continued to grow even after it was unnaturally mated, however, and would be evolving today if a drunken music-hater had not taken his frustrations out on the artwork.

Leaves Behind

abandoned piano leaves(images via: Zariat) “I encountered an abandoned piano yesterday,” states blogger and photographer Zariat, and “I was charmed by the elegance it maintained while slowly decaying beneath the fallen leaves.” That’s the thing about abandoned pianos: while definitely fish out of water, they seem to maintain a certain degree of dignity regardless of how pitiable and perilous their situation.

Don’t Shoot Me I’m Only The Piano Player

Russian soldier abandoned piano Chechnya(image via: Reddit/red321red321/Imgur) Why was this Russian soldier playing an abandoned piano? Because it was there! And by “there” we mean Chechnya, sometime in 1994 shortly after the advent of the First Chechen War. It’s not known if the piano was ticking when the soldier began tickling the ivories, nor if the instrument was rigged to explode should the player hit a bum note.