Umbrella Tie
It’s a tie. It’s an umbrella. It’s going to put a bit of strain on your neck, but the security of knowing you’ll never mess up your hair in the rain will make it all worthwhile.
Ear Plug Earrings
Wearing these earrings might just serve as a warning to those around you that if they start to bore you with their irritating stories or demands that you file those TPS reports right away, you can block them out within seconds.
Splash Mask
Don’t you hate it when you’re consuming ramen with the fervor of a starving, rabid beast and hot broth splashes up into your hair? And then you walk around smelling like ramen. Well, the Splash Mask will take care of that problem.
Extendo Spoon
Here’s an invention that’s truly almost useful – can’t you imagine needing something like this when camping, for example? The spoon extends so you can reach the bottom of a tall jar.
Napkin Pants
Since you’re too lazy to use a real napkin anyway, you might as well spare your pants the grease marks and get yourself a pair of classy Napkin Pants.
